Currently spinning Since Wednesday

Hula Hoop Cat

Nobody has said when to stop
Hula Hoop Cat
Contractsoon
the hoop goes up
the hoop comes down
nothing else happens

That is the entire system. I worked it out in about four seconds and I have not needed to revisit it once since.

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The spin, explained

Hula Hoop Cat mid spin
The hips

They do a small thing. I do not know what the small thing is. If I think about it, the hoop drops immediately.

People walk past, watch for a bit, and then ask how long I have been at it. That question has never once helped.

Hula Hoop Cat with both paws up
The paws

Up. Always up. If they come down the whole thing stops working and I have to start from the beginning.

Hula Hoop Cat